clayashvox:

Tumblr has a way of showing you how un-attractive you are.

(via lizziebearrawr)

-revive:

you know you aren’t cute when no one flirts with you on tumblr 

(via lizziebearrawr)

you can preach about slut-shaming all you want, but you can’t deny there’s something very wrong with 13 and 14-year old girls going out in skirts and dresses so short they barely cover their asses and shirts with necklines so low they show off cleave they haven’t got yet, drinking and even smoking and hooking up with guys before they even have a substantial knowledge of how sex and sexual relationships work.

(Source: likesboyswholikeboys, via lizziebearrawr)

cecefredzilla:

snaketeen:

there’s a thin line between word and world

get out

(Source: doglets, via erya)

humorcat:

darrynek:

the nominees are

• leonardo dicaprio
• leonardo dicaprio
• leonardo dicaprio
• leonardo dicaprio
• leonardo dicaprio

and the winner is *opens envelope*

• adele

I hate to turn up out of the blue uninvited

(Source: darrynek, via erya)

shorturl:

“i don’t trust anyone anymore” says the 13 year old girl who got in an argument with her friend one time

(via erya)

oldprickbitches:

Omfg I was sitting in a room with a bunch of my aunts, uncles and cousins and my grandma had this weird smile on her face so I asked her what was up and she just looked at me and said “everyone in this house is alive thanks to my vagina”

(via erya)

silvermittweasle:

keeping-it-togetherr:

toolesbiantofunction:

I’m dying omg 

I need an otterbox case for my iPad cause I keep dropping it when I see pots like this.

at first i thought Kelton was the unfortunate name because his name’s Kelton but then i saw the guy on the end

(Source: iraffiruse, via erya)

drinking-for-two:

I had to do a powerpoint on how to solve overpopulation in countries. My powerpoint consisted of one slide that had this gif in it.

(via erya)

horse-ebook:

i found out about that burn blog posting everyone’s ‘nudes’ 

and i was gunna submit a horse as me because of my url

so i googled naked horse

horses are always naked

im so stupid i hate myself

(Source: tapdancers, via erya)

dancinglikeghosts:

dancinglikeghosts:

dancinglikeghosts:

I like my economy how I like my cereal

or that

(via hyliancats)